I'm an idiot walking a tightrope of fortune and fame

I fully admit I’m an idiot. What I did last night futher illustrates this point. I have a coffee table and end tables that have glass tops. There’s wood around the edge, but the middle is glass. I was trying to hang pictures last night, and standing on the table (yes, stupid, idiotic) and you guessed it, I fell through the glass. Luckily I only received one cut, and that was on my toe. It hurts really, really badly, and really stung in the shower last night, I put some Neosporin on it last night before bed, and bandaged it up, but man it hurts. What a stupid, stupid thing to do. I’m just glad that Clayton wasn’t there to witness it.