Anxious men find questions, but no answers

Wednesday is the new Monday. They both suck equally. In light of the suckiness, I have nothing other than this:

1. My uncle once: was the opening act for the Jackson’s Victory Tour
2. Never in my life: I will get a new car, someday
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manages to make me smile: Clayton
4. High School: is over.
5. I'm scared that: I won’t be a good mother
6. My first real love was: Greg
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: I am not getting married again
8. I talk to my ex: frequently
9 When I was 5: I was shorter
10. Last Christmas I: had fun
11. When I turn my head left: a wall
12. When I turn my head right: a door
14. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: Phoebe
15. By this time next year: Who knows!
16. My favorite Aunt is: my only Aunt
17. My favorite Uncle is: pretty cool
18. When the world ends: It will be over
19. You know I "like" you if: if I pick on you
20. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank would be: Clayton
21. Take my advice: Life is what happens when you’re making other plans (OK, so it’s John Lennon’s advice, but sound advice none-the-less)
22. My ideal breakfast is: Chocolate chip pancakes
23. If you visit my hometown: you’d be in our Nation’s Capitol. I was born at Georgetown hospital in Washington DC
24. If you spend the night at my house: You’d be afraid of the mess
25. I'd stop my wedding if: I wasn’t happy.
26. The world could do without: hate.
27. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ewww!
28. My favorite blonde is: a golden retriever.
29. Paper clips are more useful than: staples.
31. And by the way: It’s Wednesday32. The last time I was high: never
33. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: sheep
34. I should be: writing a press release35. Once, at a bar: I drank a lot of beer
36. Last night: I fell asleep before the news even started
37. There's this girl I know who: is ugly.
38. A better name for me would be: I don’t want a different name
39. If I ever go back to school I'll: I’d get a Masters in Marketing